Makin' up data the old hard way
Fudgin the numbers day by day
Hiding the snow and the cold and a downward line
Hide the decline (hide the decline)

Michael Mann thinks he so smart
Totally inventing the hockey stick chart

Oh Climategate I think you have sealed your fate
I hope you do a lot of time, cuz what you did was such a crime

The tree ring data was very thin
You shoulda chopped more trees instead of hugging them...